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toad:hello guys welcome to the push pull toad show.my name is toad and here are my other hosts people: bender and wario. so lets begin the show.bender have anything to say? bender: i flush animals down toilets. toad: okay. wario do u have anything to say? wario: CANT YOU SEE IM USING THE TOILET?!?!?!?!?! TOAD: um well, lets bring out our first guest,bowser! hello bowser. bowser:hello puny humans. i shall kill you all. toad:riiiiiiiighttttt. so what religion are u bowser?please the whole world needs to know!!! lol bowser: WTF???? WHY IS BEING A JEW SUCH A BAD THING IN THE MK? **** ALL OF YOU IDIOTS I HATE YOU ALL ASSHOLES WHY CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?????? TOAD: BECAUSE YOUR TO DAM SPECIAL DAMIT!!LOL BOWSER:WHAT?!??!?! UR SAYING IM A ****ING SPED NOW ??? **** U TOAD AND THIS SHOW, I DIDNT EVEN AGREE TO COME HERE ANYWAY!!! BENDER: I HAVE NOTHING AGAINAT JEWS. BOWSER: FINNALLY A NORNAL PERSON!!!!! bender:what? im a robot damit, not some skin tube like u bowser. i hate jews now. bowser: UR ALL DAM NAZIS U MOTHA****ERS!!!!!!! WARIO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN ITS GOOD TO FLUSH IT ALL OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM, ISNT IT? LETS GO CAMPING! TOAD:AWWWWWWWW GOD IT SMELLS TERRIBLE,AHHH WELL THATS ALL FOR TODAY. WE HOPED YOU ENJOYED ANOTHER CLASSIC OF THE PUSH PULL TOAD SHOW. GOOD BYE, AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSS! WARIO: HEHE I TOOK A DUMP. TOAD: SMELLS WORSE THAN A JEW. BOWSER:**** U *@$$ WHIPE!!!!!!!!!!!
luigi: (singing) COME WITH ME! LESBIAN SEAGUL! mario: jesus christ wheres hitler when you need him? peach: okay heres a list of all the people im inviting to my party:

peach (hehehe)(also im so good looking)
omb bombs
didy kong
banjo kazooie
that asshole from final fantasy
arnie(the toad that is speacial in all our hearts)
mr poop
dr robotnik
qwertyuiop(whoever that is)
george bush
bill clintin
joe pesci
frank the goat

peach: i think thats it! heehee! mario: you forgot meeeee!
peach: who said i was inviting you?

it is really great.

Nov. 6th, 2007

luigi:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA madio... how could you? mario: lolzzz

Nov. 4th, 2007

Luigi: ya know, i might be gay and all, but i was very angry when the nintendo 64 came out, i thought it should have been called nintendo 69. i was the only one at the confrence room who thought it should be called this. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nov. 4th, 2007

welcome all to the PushPullToadShow (T.M.). Today we will be talking to a very funny man. so even has his own talk show like me! can you guess? yep! its spaceghost!!!!!!!!!! we will also be talking to Dad from the Brak show. but now, lets welcome spaceghost!!!!!!! me:hello spaceghost! Spaceghost: hello! im spaceghost! me: you sure are!so anyway, on your talk show, will you be adding any new members like a zorak or motar? spaceghost: no not really. i was thinking of hiring brak, but he ruined our sweet sweet gravey fossite and ruined the whole studio.so, na. me:well i wouldnt hire brak anyway.spaceghost:mmm, sweet sweet gravey!ahhh,dam you brak! you ruin everything!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! me:we all know that spaceghost.braks an accident waiting to happen.we all know.well anyway it was nice to have you on the show. (doctors and nurses take spaceghost to the mental rehave while hes still screaming)me:yep real nice to have you on the show.anyway lets welcome dad from the brak show!!!!! hello dad.dad:hello i am the father of brak.we hate spaceghost.me: we all do dad, we all do.so anyway, whats your favorite episope of the brak show?dad:hmmm, i guess its not my favorite episode, but after 1 episope i brushed out my mushtashe.it felt very good like as if drinking from a good taste of orange juice.me:okay thats all for today, we hoped you enjoyed it! bye!

Nov. 4th, 2007

today i thought, wow. will princess peach end mario and luigis games becuase of her courage? i hope not. but its good to see a women in the mushroom kingdom take responsibility for once. i just hope that mario and luigi can still be heros.THERE TOO GOOD TOO GET RID OF!!!!!!!!!!WELL...Mabye luigi.

Nov. 4th, 2007


Nov. 4th, 2007


here are some inventions i think should be put on assembly: a tissue with bullet targets,a catholic deoderant called "thall shal not smell", a computer mouse with two balls, and a car that you can climb a latter in the car to the top of the car,and look throu a telliscope,a monopoly game where you can have an attorney,and a tv,camera,computer,dvd player,cable box,telliscope, microscope,flash light combined

Nov. 4th, 2007

im sorry but the show is over for today.thankyou for watching me talk about goofy shit. join in tomorrow to see what other crap i say about news or whatever,see all of you tomorrow on the push pull toad show(TM). goodnight

Nov. 4th, 2007

hello this is a new journal and as you viewers know, i enjoy powderd toast and gravey.also i got a bad ass new mouse today and its optical with no BALLS (lol) me and another directer are making the coolest movie on the face of the galexy and my clan is called Wario&toad kick some ass and get some. Also support powderd toast